one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
'It's all in your head'
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit
*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life